Agencies talk.
I build.

Subscriptions. CRM. Paid that actually pays.

  • Sick of bloated retainers and BS dashboards?
  • I work with brands who want real results — not excuses.
  • Let’s build a growth machine that prints every month.
  • Or don’t. There’s plenty of "others" who’ll waste your time.

What I Build

Systems that scale. Code that connects. Results that print.
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The Machine

The Machine

Build the system that actually prints.

Not a dashboard. Not a funnel. A full engine — CRM, data, and demand gen working as one.

For operators who want predictable growth, not prettier reports.

→ [Build the Machine]

The Bridge

The Bridge

Connect the chaos.

Amazon, Stripe, HubSpot, Ads — finally working in sync.

Built for founders tired of watching platforms argue about who gets credit.

→ [See The Bridge]

The Backbone

The Backbone

Modular systems that scale.

Xano, Postgres, React, APIs, logic layers — each piece built to plug, run, and evolve.

No fluff. No fiction. Just execution engineered to outlast.

→ [See The Backbone]

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What I Actually Do

I Build Growth Engines

Not dashboards. Not fluff. Full systems that scale.

  • Paid Media that prints (Meta, Google, Shopping)
  • Funnels that convert — quizzes, LPs, CRO
  • CRM + attribution that tells you what’s working
  • Loyalty + retention systems (not just email drips)
  • No cut. No code. No BS. Just sh*t that works

→ [Need proof?]

 

Not an Agency

Pricing

I'm Not an agency.

I’m why you’ll never need one again.

Cash in. Monthly. No fluff.

The Bridge

One-time setup fee: $5k | 3-month minimum

$5k/per mth

→ [SEE THE BRIDGE]
Starter Quote

Low noise. High output.

For teams that already have motion but can’t see the signal.

  • Paid media that actually converts
  • Funnels with zero friction
  • CRM that follows up, not flakes out
  • Reporting tied to revenue
  • Strategy calls that sharpen the blade

You don’t need noise when you’re busy stacking wins.

MOST POPULAR

The Machine

One-time setup fee: $9k | 6-month minimum

$9k/per mth

→ [BUILD THE MACHINE]
Professional Quote

Most Chosen. For a Reason. 

This is the growth system they wish they had. Full-stack. Battle-tested.

  • Multi-channel paid domination
  • Funnel teardown + CRO rebuild
  • Email/SMS that sells, not "nurtures"
  • Attribution wired to show what prints
  • Revops that scale without breaking

This isn’t marketing. It’s a hostile takeover.

*Applies to all plans. Software + media not included.

The Backbone

One-time ops.

Starting at: $25k

→ [See The Backbone]
Meet with Mike →

Not a site. It’s a system.

When you’re done pretending — this is the rebuild.

  • • Modular architecture (Xano / Postgres / React)
  • Headless eCom or hybrid front-ends
  • Subscription & loyalty logic that prints
  • Automation wired to convert, not decorate

No fluff. No lock-in. Just speed and scale.

 

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See What Happens When It Prints

These aren’t “case studies.” They’re receipts.

→ [See Receipts]
Simpli Soda

Simpli Soda

Get ready to watch your business soar to new heights with a custom eCommerce subscription solution and dedicated smartphone application!

The G2:

  • Custom WooCommerce
  • HubSpot Pro Hubs
  • Smartphone App
  • Social Posting
  • Blogging - In Process
  • Typeform

→ [Coming Soon]

Green Lake Staffing

Green Lake Staffing

Some people might raise an eyebrow at HubSpot's price tag... but wait until you see the incredible bang you get for just $30 a month.

The Rundown:

  • HubSpot Starter Suite
  • Blogging
  • Emails
  • Social Posting
  • GTM - Apollo.io
  • Typeform

→ [Coming Soon]

Contractor Commerce

Contractor Commerce

Saas Start-Up is zooming ahead with HubSpot's tech stack and our top-notch services.

The Lineup:

  • HubSpot Enterprise Suite
  • Blogging
  • Emails
  • RevOps
  • Lead Generation
  • Paid Media

→ [Coming Soon]

Chestnut Hill Partners

Chestnut Hill Partners

Just dipping our toes in the water. Yet another Starter Hub solution brimming with potential.

The starting five:

  • Hubspot Starter Suite
  • Emailing
  • Blogging
  • Social Posting
  • Lead Generation

→ [Coming Soon]

City Soda

City Soda

No HubSpot? No problem! We worked with this garage-based start-up to show them the ropes on customer generation at a price that finally got them out of the garage.

The line-up:

  • WooCommerce
  • Klayvio - Emailing
  • Paid Media
  • Social Media

→ [Coming Soon]

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Blog: Sh*t that actually works

Stuff that makes you money. Not friends.

→ [Read More Sh*T]
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"The Source of Truth” — The Dumbest Phrase in Marketing

Oct 9, 2025 

💥"The Source of Truth” — The Dumbest Phrase in Marketing Let’s be clear: there is no such thing as a “source of...
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The “Quiz” That Prints Money

May 8, 2025 

Here’s the part most marketers miss: “Lead gen” is dead weight if the backend isn’t built to do something with it. So...
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The Real Reason Your Recurring Revenue Isn’t Recurring

Apr 14, 2025 

**Your Subscriptions Aren’t Printing. Because Your Offer Sucks.** Everyone wants “recurring revenue.” Everyone wants...

 

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The Podcast — savage takes, zero spin.

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