Agencies talk.
I build.

Subscriptions. CRM. Paid that actually pays.

  • Sick of bloated retainers and BS dashboards?
  • I work with brands who want real results — not excuses.
  • Let’s build a growth machine that prints every month.
  • Or don’t. There’s plenty of "others" who’ll waste your time.

What I Build

Systems that scale. Code that connects. Results that print.
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The Machine

The Machine

Build the system that actually prints.

Not a dashboard. Not a funnel. A full engine — CRM, data, and demand gen working as one.

For operators who want predictable growth, not prettier reports.

→ [Build the Machine]

The Bridge

The Bridge

Connect the chaos.

Amazon, Stripe, HubSpot, Ads — finally working in sync.

Built for founders tired of watching platforms argue about who gets credit.

→ [See The Bridge]

The Backbone

The Backbone

Modular systems that scale.

Xano, Postgres, React, APIs, logic layers — each piece built to plug, run, and evolve.

No fluff. No fiction. Just execution engineered to outlast.

→ [See The Backbone]

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What I Actually Do

I Build Growth Engines

Not dashboards. Not fluff. Full systems that scale.

  • Paid Media that prints (Meta, Google, Shopping)
  • Funnels that convert — quizzes, LPs, CRO
  • CRM + attribution that tells you what’s working
  • Loyalty + retention systems (not just email drips)
  • No cut. No code. No BS. Just sh*t that works

→ [Need proof?]
Not an Agency

Pricing

I'm Not an agency.

I’m why you’ll never need one again.

Cash in. Monthly. No fluff.

The Bridge

One-time setup fee: $5k | 3-month minimum

$5k/per mth

→ [SEE THE BRIDGE]
Starter Quote

Low noise. High output.

For teams that already have motion but can’t see the signal.

  • Paid media that actually converts
  • Funnels with zero friction
  • CRM that follows up, not flakes out
  • Reporting tied to revenue
  • Strategy calls that sharpen the blade

You don’t need noise when you’re busy stacking wins.

MOST POPULAR

The Machine

One-time setup fee: $9k | 6-month minimum

$9k/per mth

→ [BUILD THE MACHINE]
Professional Quote

Most Chosen. For a Reason. 

This is the growth system they wish they had. Full-stack. Battle-tested.

  • Multi-channel paid domination
  • Funnel teardown + CRO rebuild
  • Email/SMS that sells, not "nurtures"
  • Attribution wired to show what prints
  • Revops that scale without breaking

This isn’t marketing. It’s a hostile takeover.

*Applies to all plans. Software + media not included.

The Backbone

One-time ops.

Starting at: $25k

→ [See The Backbone]
Meet with Mike →

Not a site. It’s a system.

When you’re done pretending — this is the rebuild.

  • • Modular architecture (Xano / Postgres / React)
  • Headless eCom or hybrid front-ends
  • Subscription & loyalty logic that prints
  • Automation wired to convert, not decorate

No fluff. No lock-in. Just speed and scale.

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See What Happens When It Prints

These aren’t “case studies.” They’re receipts.

Every project starts as a bottleneck and ends as a benchmark.

→ [See Receipts]
AQQ

HubSpot can’t do real time?

Neither could ours—until we moved the logic, cut the lag, and made results run in 4 seconds flat.

  • 75s → 4s processing
  • Live AQI-powered results page
  • +35% conversions.

→ [See the receipt]

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Blog: Sh*t that actually works

Stuff that makes you money. Not friends.

→ [Read More Sh*T]
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