Agencies talk.
I build.

Subscriptions. CRM. Paid that actually pays.

  • Sick of bloated retainers and BS dashboards?
  • I work with brands who want real results — not excuses.
  • Let’s build a growth machine that prints every month.
  • Or don’t. There’s plenty of "others" who’ll waste your time.

What I Build

Engines. Wiring. Backbone. Revenue systems that don’t break.
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The Machine

The Engine

Systems that actually print.
Funnels, CRM, tracking, offers — wired to produce revenue.

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*Included in: Operator Lite & Operator

The Bridge

The Wiring

Everything connected. No leaks.
Paid → CRM → Email → Attribution.
Finally talking. Finally working.

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*Included in: Operator Lite & Operator

The Backbone

The Backbone

Scale without breaking.
Workflows, automation, reporting — engineered for real growth.

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*Included in: Operator & Build

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What I Actually Do

I Build Growth Engines

Not dashboards. Not fluff. Full systems that scale.

  • Paid Media that prints (Meta, Google, Shopping)
  • Funnels that convert — quizzes, LPs, CRO
  • CRM + attribution that tells you what’s working
  • Loyalty + retention systems (not just email drips)
  • No cut. No code. No BS. Just sh*t that works

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Not an Agency

Pricing

I'm Not an agency.

I’m why you’ll never need one again.

Cash in. Monthly. No fluff.

The Operator

One-time setup fee: $9k | 6-month minimum

$9k/per mth

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Starter Quote

Full Stack.
Full Control.

This is where I run your revenue system end-to-end.

  • Funnel teardown + rebuild
  • CRM + workflow engineering
  • Paid media that moves the needle
  • Offers + messaging that convert
  • Attribution wired tight
  • Reporting that drives decisions

This isn’t consulting. It’s an operator takeover.

Software + media not included.

MOST POPULAR

Operator Lite

Month-to-month | No long-term minimums

$3k/per mth

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Professional Quote

A Real Operator. Without the Overhead.

Clarity. Direction. Fixes that actually move the needle.

  • Weekly “what’s working / what’s broken”
  • Funnel + CRM + tracking cleanup
  • Revenue leaks plugged fast
  • Clean data → clean decisions
  • Attribution that finally makes sense
  • Tactical execution where it counts

This is the foundation layer every business should start with.

No fluff. No committees. No BS.

The Build

Project-Based | Scoped to Fit

Starting at $12,500+

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Meet with Mike →

Deep. Technical. Done Right.

When you need a full rebuild.
Not a tune-up.

  • Funnel + offer architecture
  • CRM + workflow overhaul
  • Attribution + tracking wired clean
  • Customer portals + onboarding flows
  • Xano + HubSpot automation stacks
  • End-to-end revops system builds

Heavy lifts. Clear scope. Real outcomes.

Software + media not included.

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See What Happens When It Prints

These aren’t “case studies.” They’re receipts.

Every project starts as a bottleneck and ends as a benchmark.

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AQQ

HubSpot can’t do real time?

Neither could ours—until we moved the logic, cut the lag, and made results run in 4 seconds flat.

  • 75s → 4s processing
  • Live AQI-powered results page
  • +35% conversions.

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Blog: Sh*t that actually works

Stuff that makes you money. Not friends.

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